Friday

Morning Deep Thought...

If I could report experimental results like Bush administration lackies report intelligence findings, I'd win The Noble Prize in Physics every year.

Hayden: "We have no reason to question that intelligence."

Reporter: "Why is that?"

Hayden: "Can't tell you. National security."

Reporter: "Oh. Okay, sorry for asking."

Hayden: (Throws reporter a doggy treat and pats his head.) "That's a good boy!"

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