Wednesday

Safe so far...

Well, we are about 14 hours into President-elect Obama's new reign as Mullah-in-Chief/Overlord of the Seventh Circle of Hell, and I have yet to be attacked by a rabid pack of tofu-brandishing, Che Guevara t-shirt wearing homos. Also, from what I've been told, the sun will continue to rise and set on schedule for about the next 5 - 10 billion years despite the outcome of yesterday's election.

2 comments:

Pat said...

I don't know man, I'm really suspicious... I've been seeing a whole lot of people with smiles on their faces, and we are getting wwwaaayyyy too many acclaims from the rest of the world... I mean, maybe the tofu-raiders are broadcasting crazy liberal vibes straight to our brains! Please Anerica, for your own safety, wear your aluminum foil deflector beanies!! ;o)

Tribe said...

Sean Hannity and Bill O' have cornered the market on Al foil so if you didn't purchase a roll pre-election you can pretty much forget about it now. You WILL be brainwashed with the gay-waves.