Monday

That Didn't Take Long

I just said in the last post that I was going to check Faux News because my normal sources of crazy weren't cooperating this morning. As I suspected, I was not let down.

Critics Push to End Abstinence-Only Sex Education


That's right...more of this nonsense:

NEW YORK — With the exit of the Bush administration, critics of abstinence-only sex education will be making an aggressive push to cut off federal funding for what they consider an ineffective, sometimes harmful program.

How quickly and completely they reach their goal is uncertain, however, as conservative supporters of abstinence education lobby Congress and President-elect Barack Obama to preserve at least some of the funding, which now totals $176 million a year.

And even if federal funding is halted, some states — such as Georgia — are determined to keep abstinence programs going on their own, ensuring that this front in the culture wars will remain active.


Culture wars? Oi vey! That is a trademarked term, made up solely by Bill O' and the other Faux News clowns to stir their ever-diminishing viewership into a frenzy over the perceived "liberal threat" to America's culture. I proffer this: Where is it written that abstinence-only education is a part of America's culture.

When I think of American culture I think of many things (note: This is what I think of): Jazz, Rock-and-roll, Baseball, Civil Rights, etc. What doesn't come to mind is stopping the evil, librul satanists, what with their latex condoms and comprehensive sex educations, from pushing their evil wares on today's youth. What a joke.

Bonus: Here is Faux News parodying itself again:

Even after Democrats took control of Congress in the 2006 elections, liberals lacked the votes to end abstinence-only funding, and President George Bush stuck by his strong support for it.


Of course he did. Abstinence-only education fucking sucks, so President Bush is by nature compelled to throw all of his support behind it. That is what he does.

I'm feeling kind of froggy now...I'm gonna turn up the crazy and take a quick hit of Clownhall...

Sweet Jeebus...nothing in writing but this screen shot pretty much sums it up:





The pillar of internet conservatism is reporting that a plane skirted disaster NUMOUS times.


I do lots of things numous times. Like proofread the titles of my blog posts to make sure I don't make myself look like a jackass by MISSPELLING A WORD IN THE FUCKING TITLE-LINK!!!

One more...I'm venturing a guess that being we are only hours away from the inauguration, Worldnutdaily will be able to blow my mind with insanity.

BAM!!!

Holy shit, right on the top of the page:

Farah calls on all godly Americans: Pray Obama fails
--Exclusive WND.Commentary--


Yes Godly Ammurrricans...Joseph Farah is calling on you to pray that the next president fails. Because that's what God wants you to do - pray for someone else to fail. How very Godly and Christ-like.

Farah is so batshit crazy it's farkin' awesome:

I want Obama to fail because his agenda is 100 percent at odds with God's. Pretending it is not simply makes a mockery of God's straightforward Commandments.


Tell me about it. Like: "Thou shalt not kill." Obama's agenda: Rampant killing of Christians in a Colosseum-like setting. There's gonna be lions. There's gonna be bears. And there is sure as shit gonna be lots of innocent blood spilled.

Or: "Honor the mother and father." Not anymore...all newborn babies will not know what it is like to have a mother and father. From now on, newborns will be sent straight from the nursery to Obamacation camp where they will learn that the only true father is the one called Obama.

And: "Thou shalt not have any graven images before thee." Inside information leaked from Obama's staff shows that as soon as he is sworn into office, Obama plans to tear down the Washington Monument and replace it with a new memorial to his phallus. All will be forced to bow down before Obama's member while disavowing God.

I can't wait. Keep in mind that this is Joseph Farah...



In all fairness, that's enough 'stach to make anyone go mad.

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