Teh Funny...

It's been awhile, and there is some funny that must go up:

Yes liberal cohorts, they are starting to find that there is strength in numbers. The tea party people are coming, and you are NOT going to like the message they are bringing with them:

Her husband, this guy:

Could not be reached for comment, but her mother:

Is super proud. Meanwhile, her number one fan has taken up a new cause:

I'm glad to see someone finally standing up to "bad goverments walls hipocricy"!!!

Mah Gawd, it physically hurt me to type that last sentence.

Well, I’m off into the real world once again to teabag some liberals, put the morans in their place, make sure that people realize that this is Amurrrrica where we only need to speak Amurrrrrrican, and help make sure ignernt hipocrits in the bad governments don’t build walls.

I’ll see you on the front lines, patriots.


You're a Dick!

No, not you. Him:

Dick Cheney, surfacing from an undisclosed location where he currently enjoys his retirement feeding on rabid kittens and childrens' dreams, appeared on CNN's State of The Union this weekend to...well, I'm not sure why the hell he appeared on CNN. And in case your wondering, he's still reality-non-compliant:

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Former Vice President Dick Cheney on Sunday defended the Bush administration's economic record, the invasion of Iraq and the treatment of suspected terrorists, warning that reversing its anti-terrorism policies endangers Americans.


But Cheney said the United States has "accomplished nearly everything we set out to do" in Iraq, including establishing a democratic government in the Middle East.


"I had my say," Cheney told CNN. "I got my chance to voice my views and my objections. I didn't think the North Koreans were going to keep their end of the bargain in terms of what they agreed to, and they didn't."

Dick Cheney: Soothsayer and prophet of national security.

The Obama administration has nominated Christopher Hill, the State Department official who was the top U.S. negotiator with North Korea, to be the U.S. ambassador to Iraq. Cheney said Hill lacks the Middle East experience that his predecessors have, and "I did not support the work that Chris Hill did with respect to North Korea."

"I think it's a choice that I wouldn't have made," he said.

That's good news. We can be all but sure that Chris Hill will be wildly successful if Dick opposes his nomination.


Busy Busy Busy

Sorry...I've been so busy with work and life that something has to suffer, and it's my blogging. Unfortunately, it's about number 523 on my top 100 priorities list. Hopefully, things will start to calm down within the month. I don't know why (well I have an idea, but that's another post in and of itself), but things seem to get really crazy for the months of March and April every year.

De Facto Captain

I just read this on CNN this morning, and I don't think I've ever heard anything put so brilliantly this week:

The idiotic debate raging in Washington this week around Michael Steele, the newly elected chairman of the nearly defunct Republican Party, and Rush Limbaugh, a conservative icon for the past 35 years, is beyond foolish.

The battle to be the "de facto leader" of this party is akin to the question of who wants to steer the Titanic after it hit the iceberg.




Apparently, it's going to be a video day. Max Blumenthal should win a Pulitzer for hilarity. This is like three years in a row he has showed up at CPAC and he continues to find clowns who have a special gift for self-embarrassment. This guy is just sad...



There has been much speculation on the toobz as to this whole Jonathan Krohn "mini-Rush" from CPAC. Personally, I think he's an alien. Or a robot.

If he's neither, then Child Services should take him away from his parents...I'm not joking. Someone is robbing this kid of his childhood, and it should not be allowed to happen. Conservatives would not allow Liberals to do this without verbally shitting themselves in every major media outlet that would have them, which is pretty much every major media outlet.

There would be a Vesuvius-like eruption of indignation from the right, spearheaded by the usual lineup of fucktards. "Look at how evil the Liberals are; using a child to promote their far-left agenda. They should be ashamed."

IOKIYAR, I guess.


This is farkin' awesome...

From the General's review of Joe the Plumber's book at Amazon:

This is a great book, one every true conservative should buy, and more importantly, read. Yes, I know that sounds like a tall order, but it's an easy read. Joe uses one and two syllable words (many of them, written forms of various grunts) almost exclusively. If I have one complaint, it's that the publisher, Pearlgate, printed it in ink rather than crayon like the original manuscript. Other than that, I think it truly is the perfect book for the average conservative.

Also, things have been light because I've actually had to do real laboratory work these past couple of weeks as opposed to my norm of sitting in front of a computer and pretending to work.


Top Ten via DU (with a side of extra stupidity)

Here it is...

Extra dumb:

Look at this screen shot of Rush's CPAC speech last week from CNN's live broadcast:

At the bottom the screen reads, [Limbaugh speaking]:"Conservatives want every American to be the best".

Uh...something's awry...Oh yeah, I remember why this seems like a fucked up thing for Rush to say. It wasn't more than six weeks ago that he said this about the President of the United States of America:

I would be honored if the Drive-By Media headlined me all day long: “Limbaugh: I Hope Obama Fails.” Somebody’s gotta say it.

Straight-up, no-questions-asked A-S-S-H-O-L-E.