The Middle East... Faux Newsistan World:

(from here)

It's not even like the people at Fox try to hide the fact that they're fucking morons anymore.


Get her a PAC already...

This kid is gonna go far:

My favorite part of this whole video is the two kids in the background. I nearly spit up my cereal when the little dude started shaking his head in an emphatic "NO" motion when this woman starts talking about growing fruit (~1:30).

"Growing food is so good for the people because it's free...all you have to do is pay the farmers and pay for the land and it's new land."

Well, I'll sleep better tonight knowing that George W. Bush has found gainful employment writing speeches for this up and coming political juggernaut.