ATTN: Fellow NWO Members...

(via le general)

Dude was put here for two things, chewin' bubblegum and kickin' butt, and he's on his last piece of chewin' gum.



Oi vey! This guy is like a cyborg hybrid of Gilbert Gottfried and Dolly Parton that runs on crystal meth and chewing tobacco. Oh....and bubblegum.


"You'd be better off tippin' (or ticklin') a tiger's butt in a phone booth than to come screw with an American patriot!"



UPDATE: This is like a car wreck...I know I shouldn't be staring, but I just can't stop.